Tumblr (3.0; @spandexnoodles)http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luc19f7bR51r676zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://beatboxcheer.tumblr.com/post/12506363166/if-this-post-exists-which-it-most-likely-does">beatboxcheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If this post exists (which it most likely does) then I didn’t get bored of tumblr after one day, bravo me.<br/><br/>yeah, also it’s fucking cold. </p> </blockquote> <p>That fish has blowjob lips.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12510889129http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12510889129Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:15:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lucetldbbU1qze68wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://everets.tumblr.com/post/12510622191/look-up-really-fat-horse-on-google">everets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>look up really fat horse on google</p> </blockquote> <p>I will never look at species of the equine variety the same again.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12510853709http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12510853709Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:13:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubwboxSEk1qbq52ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12510811315http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12510811315Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:11:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr2heS2Qn1qj89oxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Because sacks of fat without them just aren’t that attractive.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12488003311http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12488003311Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:54:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubdp3aUQx1qi7tpeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This spins me out so bad. I’m not sure if its because I have bad eyesight or what but it does look like its moving D:</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12487198552http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12487198552Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:39:00 -0500humorfryloloptical illusions<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubcvnZA1f1qi7tpeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Then after i’m done doing that, I’m gonna give you a long hard cuddle by the fire. Yeah take that you filthy bitch.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12486292557http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12486292557Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:21:22 -0500humorlol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubcob3tQk1qi7tpeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To eat all of your contents mister fridge? Well, of course. It’d be rude not to now wouldn’t it?</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12486074105http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12486074105Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:16:59 -0500humorlolfood<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubc929jkb1qi7tpeo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Jeremy Clarkson. Biggest twat in the area yet his books and comments never fail to make me laugh.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12485611402http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12485611402Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:07:00 -0500Jeremy Clarksonhumorloltopgear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubbg5Abgb1qi7tpeo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I cant stop laughing at this.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484745072http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484745072Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:50:00 -0500wutlolhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubb822RkL1qi7tpeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So the perfect man is batman. That sounds about right. At least you wouldn’t have to deal with in-laws with him.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484498204http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484498204Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:45:00 -0500batmandatinghumor<p>I will definitely do this some point this week :) ill keep you posted.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484112652http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484112652Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:37:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqq6pvIwt1qzgcpyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484062960http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12484062960Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:36:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lub86qm4zz1qgghkeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zz9-pluralz-alpha.tumblr.com/post/12481311885/i-have-just-explained-women-wheres-my-nobel">zz9-pluralz-alpha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I have just explained women. Where’s my Nobel Prize?</span></p> <p><span>Ill post you a certificate. This seems to be noteworthy.</span></p> </blockquote>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483988720http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483988720Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:35:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubaiq5y211qk9ovno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://really-bitchh-really.tumblr.com/post/12483755051/maximum-troll-capacity">really-bitchh-really</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MAXIMUM TROLL CAPACITY </p> </blockquote>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483783084http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483783084Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:31:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4ff1OY0A1qzud8eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4ff1OY0A1qzud8eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4ff1OY0A1qzud8eo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4ff1OY0A1qzud8eo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4ff1OY0A1qzud8eo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4ff1OY0A1qzud8eo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>This took me far too long to get. But im going to make wrapping paper out of this for christmas presents >:)</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483750682http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483750682Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:30:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5h3gSxon1qbgjkro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Next thing you know, hipsters will be attaching this shit to their ears.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483671956http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483671956Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:28:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luba3897Xz1qi7tpeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not only is Dali one of my favorite artists, he owns a motherfucking anteater. One day I will reach that level of cool.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483295624http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483295624Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:21:00 -0500daliartanteatersodd<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lub9z1WJKg1qi7tpeo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I can never look at my childhood the same way again.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483179023http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483179023Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:18:00 -0500childhoodlolhumor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lub9w4klnI1qi7tpeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Words cannot express how much I hate this man.</p>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483087673http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483087673Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:16:00 -0500Bruce Forsytholdhumorcunt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lub92nLeeB1r676zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://beatboxcheer.tumblr.com/post/12482229404/well-if-you-say-so-dalek">beatboxcheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well if you say so, Dalek.</p> </blockquote>http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483027575http://spandexnoodles.tumblr.com/post/12483027575Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:15:38 -0500