Jesus used to meow at spoons.

beatboxcheer:

If this post exists (which it most likely does) then I didn’t get bored of tumblr after one day, bravo me.

yeah, also it’s fucking cold. 

That fish has blowjob lips.

everets:

look up really fat horse on google

I will never look at species of the equine variety the same again.

Because sacks of fat without them just aren’t that attractive.

This spins me out so bad. I’m not sure if its because I have bad eyesight or what but it does look like its moving D:

Then after i’m done doing that, I’m gonna give you a long hard cuddle by the fire. Yeah take that you filthy bitch.

To eat all of your contents mister fridge? Well, of course. It’d be rude not to now wouldn’t it?

Jeremy Clarkson. Biggest twat in the area yet his books and comments never fail to make me laugh.

I cant stop laughing at this.

So the perfect man is batman. That sounds about right. At least you wouldn’t have to deal with in-laws with him.

zz9-pluralz-alpha:

I have just explained women. Where’s my Nobel Prize?

Ill post you a certificate. This seems to be noteworthy.

really-bitchh-really:

MAXIMUM TROLL CAPACITY 

This took me far too long to get. But im going to make wrapping paper out of this for christmas presents >:)